morgan_ashley

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sleepthroughthealarm:

i’m on a baby names website to name a character

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one of these things is not like the other

yeah i mean who the frick would name their kid shaelynn

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troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

I read that as “IT IS OKAY”
so there is your answer

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troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

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itsvondell:

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

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"I miss knowing you were always there. I miss the security. I miss the stupid fights that either made us shut up until next time or somehow made us stronger. I miss holding your hand. I miss you holding back. I miss you not holding back. I miss your scruff and always being amazed that I walked away without severe beard-burn. I miss those nights when we didn’t want to stop being with each other. I miss getting so pissed at something you would say or do and trying to deal with it on my own until you made me fess up. I miss surprising you. I miss being surprised by the glimpses of your humanity every now and then. I miss the look you’d get when i’d touch your cheek. I miss how you thought you were so stealth with your mood changes when you really can’t hide them from me. I miss how i always knew where I stood. I think I miss your hugs the most. didn’t need them often, but now when I do, it sucks to know you’re not around to give them."
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nbcsnl:

latenightseth:

When we heard Seth and Stefon were expecting a little Meyers, we HAD to make them this…

That. Is. Just. So. Beautiful.


And in case you missed it this weekend, here’s Stefon breaking the news to Colin and Che.

nbcsnl:

latenightseth:

When we heard Seth and Stefon were expecting a little Meyers, we HAD to make them this…

That. Is. Just. So. Beautiful.

And in case you missed it this weekend, here’s Stefon breaking the news to Colin and Che.

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Cop:Have you been drinking?
Me:I been drankin'
Cop:Surfbort
Me:Surfbort
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kieljamespatrick:

Boot Pick’n for Apple Pick’n

kieljamespatrick:

Boot Pick’n for Apple Pick’n

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wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

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too-much-of-a-mad-man:

gentlemanbones:

askornaut:

sleptwithurmom:

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

OH FUCK

I’d like to point out that Phineas has an older sister, Candace. Now, I’m not entirely sure, but I believe they canonically are from the same father. This would mean that not only did Linda do the do with Dr. Doof, she did it twice.

I’LL USE MY FORNICATORNATOR TO CONQUER YOUR THIGH STATE AREA.

FUCK THAT LAST POST IM DEAD

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dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

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