yeah school sucks but does it swallow 

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— 8 hours ago with 208641 notes


do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

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— 1 day ago with 339928 notes


when zanessa broke up i stopped believing in true love

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— 5 days ago with 251813 notes


she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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— 5 days ago with 446790 notes


how do people make like hundreds of friends I can’t even make a grilled cheese with out burning it

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— 5 days ago with 8931 notes